Malicious Women Candles- Humorous Candles

Color: We Are Sisters- Infused With "The Stories Mom Doesn't Know About... And She Never Will!" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini
We Are Sisters- Infused With "The Stories Mom Doesn't Know About... And She Never Will!" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini
They Whine, I Wine. - Infused with "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom...Sip" Scent: Cabernet All Day
They Call Me Grandma Because 'Partner In Crime' Is Inappropriate. - Infused With " A Bad Influence " Scent: Pear & Ivy
Teachers Can Do Virtually Anything! - Infused With " Muted Mics, 147 Missing Assignments & Uncomfortable Moments on Zoom! ' Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
She Believed She Could... But Was Really Tired - Infused with "Naps & Snacks" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
Mom... You Were Always Right. - infused with: "Learning Through Tragic Experience" Scent: Pear & Ivy
Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy
It's Already Been A Day... - Infused With "Breakfast Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day
I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused with -"An Unhealthy Level of Attachment" Scent: Frooty Loops
Happy Birthday - infused with "Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
Glam-Ma - Infused With "Too Much Glamour To Be Called Grandma" Scent: Rebel Rose
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers - Infused with "Independence" Scent: Clean Linen
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
Coffee 'Til Cocktails - Infused with "An Appropriate Coping Mechanism" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self
But First...Wine - Infused with "Long-Ass Days" Scent: Cabernet All Day
Adulting - Infused With "Insufficient Funds" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self
These candles make the perfect gift for yourself or family and friends! The witty saying speak the truth we are all thinking! 
  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand-poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead-Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand-poured into a vintage apothecary-style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean.